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This is going to create too much drag, during the swim meet. FML, I wish I could “Un-see” this.

ratchetmess:

what the fuck is this shit right here?… you know you are the only black kid in the group trying too hard to fit in with your white friends WHEN….

Scooby dooby doo!

ratchetmess:

Upcoming plans -
20 December - last night of the world
PARTY :)
21 December - last day of the world
PARTY :)
22 December - we are still alive PARTY :)
23 December - HANGOVER :)
24 December - Christmas eve PARTY :)
25 December Christmas day PARTY :)
26 and 27 December - HANGOVER :)
28 December - last Friday of the year
PARTY :)
29 December - last Saturday of the year
PARTY :)
30 December - last Sunday of the year
PARTY :)
31 December - new year eve PARTY :)
1 Jan - new year PARTY :)

Very similar to my plan.

ratchetmess:

honestly im good booboo… no thanks

“Pineapples! Go wait in the car!”

ratchetmess:

Hunger games 2?

I’m laughing my ass off, at the hunger games 2 comment

Terrifying Spice and WTF Spice

ratchetmess:

“CUZ IM NOT GAY”

ratchetmess:

Fresh Cut…. Feeling like a million bucks LOOOOL

Lebron needs to see this picture and talk to his barber about a lineup

Very true!

ratchetmess:

the baby hair aint hiding the fact your hairline is missing

Lebron…tell your sister to wear a hat in public!